[It's a small package with three big chocolate chip muffins and some random chocolate pieces, and a note. Clearly taken out from a lined journal.]
Hi Rin! I hope you'll have a good Valentines day and eat lots of candy, so I sent you some. I even made sure it came in a box! You should share one with your brother, he seems really nice. Talk soon!
[ Bandou must be holding his gear in his hand while in his current battle, because this message comes through sounding as though whoever's yelling is standing a decent distance away. ]
GOD DAMNIT! I'M NOT GONNA HAVE ANY CASH LEFT AT THIS RATE!!
[...A Dedenne tapping at buttons. She notices the screen on and waves cheerily before continuing to poke at buttons.
Finally a voice comes from off-screen:] Minnie, what are you doing?
[Apparently messing with some video editing program for Pokemon contests or something, a colorful band of sparkles passes over the screen and Minnie squeaks in delight at the effect. Finally the Pokemon is picked up and put out of view, Xion picks up her Gear and squints at the screen.]
[IT'S EARLY'O'CLOCK. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and LUCKY RIN, the ringer on his 'Gear is going off, piercing the morning air like a bayonet. Assuming he doesn't do what most people would probably do at this hour and ignore it, he'll find himself looking at one (1) Yusuke Urameshi when he checks it. Yusuke is visibly seething, scowling into the screen like an angry bear. That in of itself isn't unusual for him. What is unusual, aside from the fact that he's calling Rin in the first place, is that he is absolutely dripping wet. His hair's loose and plastered against his forehead, and his shirt is completely soaked through. Basically, he looks like the world's most ferocious drowned rat. What on earth happened, and why is he calling Rin of all people...?]
Hey, Botan! Pick up the phone!
[... ah. Because he dialed the wrong number, that's why. WELL, THAT'S ONE MYSTERY SOLVED...]
I, ah... I believe I've arrived to the correct city. [Somehow. He's not really sure how or why, but he had to take the ferry back.] Are you still in Olivine?
WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR SPINE AND HANG YOU WITH IT! How dare you do that?! You shitty spawn of Satan! What's WRONG with you!? WASABI?! WHO PUTS WASABI IN STEAMED BUNS?!
[Hope you brought your earplugs, Rin - oh wait. They won't do much good. A door slams open and there's a vague rattling noise until Alice storms into the kitchen to where Rin is working. Her eyes are glowing faintly blue, and some of the pots and pans lift up before they slam down again.]
Rin Okumura, what is the meaning of this behavior?
[Al was not directly involved with the Wasabi Incident, nor was he made immediately aware of the mess that was the days following it. In fact, he only heard about it in passing, bare of most of the details save the important ones. But it was enough to get the idea.]
[It's been a while since he had an excuse to pull a really good prank.]
[Al was very careful balancing the chemicals for this little batch, testing on Lust and Envy's shedded tangles of death from the shower to make sure it would work right. But now the time has come to put his hard work to the test. The shampoo and conditioner were spiked the day previous, and now all Al has to do is wait for the results.]
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[audio] yaaaaaay~!
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He came back? Why didn't he say anything? Why didn't she notice?
Obviously, the only solution is to make a call and to leave the most graceful message possible.]
You jerk! Why didn't you tell me that you came back!?
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Christmas Day Pidgey Post!
-a compass
-a tin of assorted cookies and Pokemon snackies
-a matching set of knit cap and gloves with a blue fire design
Attached is a handwritten note:
Have a Merry Christmas!
~Alphonse Elric]
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Hi Rin!
I hope you'll have a good Valentines day and eat lots of candy, so I sent you some. I even made sure it came in a box!
You should share one with your brother, he seems really nice.
Talk soon!
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GOD DAMNIT! I'M NOT GONNA HAVE ANY CASH LEFT AT THIS RATE!!
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Finally a voice comes from off-screen:] Minnie, what are you doing?
[Apparently messing with some video editing program for Pokemon contests or something, a colorful band of sparkles passes over the screen and Minnie squeaks in delight at the effect. Finally the Pokemon is picked up and put out of view, Xion picks up her Gear and squints at the screen.]
...Nobody's watching this, right?
[coming to you LIVE] AND 666 YEARS LATER
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I'm not sure if you've heard but Mister Joker invited us to the Circus' anniversary dinner. It'll be after the show, apparently.
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You're doing okay, right?
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Hey, Botan! Pick up the phone!
[... ah. Because he dialed the wrong number, that's why. WELL, THAT'S ONE MYSTERY SOLVED...]
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[She just...calls out of nowhere to say that, okay then Maka.]
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[Yep, that's sure Maka screaming as a message.]
WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR SPINE AND HANG YOU WITH IT! How dare you do that?! You shitty spawn of Satan! What's WRONG with you!? WASABI?! WHO PUTS WASABI IN STEAMED BUNS?!
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Rin Okumura, what is the meaning of this behavior?
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NOPE STILL RUDE
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[It's been a while since he had an excuse to pull a really good prank.]
[Al was very careful balancing the chemicals for this little batch, testing on Lust and Envy's shedded tangles of death from the shower to make sure it would work right. But now the time has come to put his hard work to the test. The shampoo and conditioner were spiked the day previous, and now all Al has to do is wait for the results.]
Hey, how's it going today?
this is wonderful
u r welcom
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I, ah... wanted to apologize for my conduct a few months ago. [He sighs softly. Guess who is embarrassed.]
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