6th Struggle [Video/Text/Action] Celadon Breeding Center - Kitchen

[pinnedbangs]

[It doesn't matter that he's caught on to the glitches last minute. All that matters is that he's getting on in this action before it goes away.

If you just so happen to be in Celadon's Breeding Center, feel free to ask yourselves why the New Guy and his Murkrow are currently in the kitchen making all those strange noises.

The video flips on, all foggy and broken. You can barely see beyond the haze, but it seems as if there is a figure looming not too far away from the camera. Is it a boy...? ...A man? His voice is barely recognizable with all that noise - unless, of course, you happened to be very familiar with the speaker.]

If anyone ▒▒▒▒▒▒ just stay where you are! They're coming!! They're ▒▒▒▒▒▒ -- !! [the video jerks violently, out of the speaker's hands. There's sounds of a struggle... the speaker doesn't seem to be winning!! When it stabilizes again, its on a horrifically tall figure cloaked in darkness

THERE'S A WEIRD BLUE LIGHT BEHIND THE FIGURE, LIKE IT JUST CAME OUT OF SOME DARK PIT OR SOMETHING. OR MAYBE IT CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY. IN A SPACESHIP. And it's all smokey! And oh my gosh IT'S MAKING ALL SORTS OF SOUNDS LIKE -- like a charmander, riolu, and a murkrow, actually -- LIKE SOME SORT OF DARK PIT SPACE CREATURE -- It tuuuuurns to the gear, showing off its looooooooooong, horrific looking beak which was smeared in berry juice red sticky stuff.

OH THE HORROR.

OH THE HUMANITY.

OH THE WASTED BERRIES.

Conveniently enough, the feed ends there. About ten minutes later, a text message appears. It's Very Official Looking.]


Citizens Of Johto And Kanto
We Urge You To Stay Indoors
Everything Is Fine
Do Nothing To Upset Our Guests
They Only Want To Eat

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[broomwithaview]

[New Guy..........

New Guy pls

Kiki stands in the doorway to the kitchen, looking confused.]

Excuse me? What are you doing?

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[pinnedbangs]

[LAWL WHOOPS

He stops mid-laugh and does his best to look even more busy than his chuckles suggest. His partners in crime look a little less concerned. Rin does the very good thing of telling his pokemon to get behind him. They were liabilities!]

Oh hi! [Of course he doesn't look suspicious. The berry juice on his hands is completely innocent.] I was just... cooking! -- I mean, baking!

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[broomwithaview]

[Kiki blinks a few times, then eventually caves and giggles.]

What are you baking?

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[pinnedbangs]

[Yessss totally tricked her!]

Just a bunch of pies~. [Soba the Murkrow and Sei the Riolu agree much too quickly.] You want a piece?

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[broomwithaview]

[It's Kiki's turn to perk up.]

Pies? Yes please! You're... [A pause. New guy's name, new guy's name...] Rin, right? I'm Kiki.

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[pinnedbangs]

[She remembered his name! Good, because it would have been weird to have to introduce himself and save face at the same time. He wipes his hands on his apron and instructs his pokemon to get clean too.]

Good to meet you, Kiki~. Just grab an apron and come over here. Most of these pies are just for pokemon to eat but I think I can try to make it edible for people too, y'know?

[usedsuitup]

Eat what?

[He's just going to stay inside. Just in case.]

[pinnedbangs]

We Have Yet To Determine Their Diet
But Our Sou --

[ -- a text interruption!!]

Do Not Worry
Just Let Them In
They Will Help Themselves

[usedsuitup]

Wait! Hang on. I thought we were supposed to stay inside for our own safety.

[oh god what was that?]

[pinnedbangs]

Please Stay Indoors
Do Not Leave

Just Let Them In
Let Them Iiiiiiii ---- fjsafasdfjkasfjklasdsaaaaaaaaaaaa;a;;a;f;f;as;s;fs;00009000010000300020004000002000400030002000500000605003030500540030302030003020202030405050

Let Us In

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

....[You know what he's not even going to comment instead he'll be a little ass.]

At least they're starting with the idiots.

[Video]

[pinnedbangs]

[No Rin don't rise to the challenge. Keep up with the prank. Do something awesome like making his pokemon answer the phone with nothing but texts.

So now, Murkow (standing on Riolu's shoulders) is facing the gear from an OMINOUS VIEWPOINT and staring down into the pokegear screen.]

Who you calling an idiot?! [says the ~mysterious~ pokemon voice - which actually sounds a little more irritated than he should be.]

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

The one that just die that's who or was abducted. [He didn't want to ruin the fun. Maybe]

[Video]

[pinnedbangs]

[That's right, leave the fun alone. Even if he has a feeling Killua already knows...]

Ooooh you mean our feaaaaaaaaaaast! [Oh yeah that was totally a way more ~mysterious~ sounding voice now. Can Killua hear the kitchen-engineered sound effects?]

We're taaaaaaking what's left baaaaaaaack hooooooooome. Wooooould you like to joooooin us?

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

No I'm good, I wouldn't want to intrude on your meal. [Killua knows and the constant voice changing is making him laugh.]

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[thewhite_symphony]

Ara? ... eat?

[pinnedbangs]

[There's a quick image of the big, horrifying monster munching on pokéberry pie human remains before it cuts off.]

Yes The Creatures Must Eat
They Are Very Hungry
If You Hear Knocking At Your Door
Please Answer It
They Only Wish To Eat

[thewhite_symphony]

That is a little ridiculous, don't you think?

[pinnedbangs]

[Mwahahah!]

What Could Be Ridiculous About Feeding Our Guests?

[thewhite_symphony]

Nothing. But if they simply want to eat, doesn't that mean they aren't hostile?

I do not wish to fear something ... merely because of its frightening appearance.

[Video]

[justicereigns]

What the hell? Which guests?

[text]

[pinnedbangs]

[How long can he trick a Marine? Hmmm...]

They Arrived With The Storms
Their Long Journey Has Left Them With Empty Stomachs
We Only Request That They Be Filled

[text]

[justicereigns]

[Probably awhile, alien abductions are practically a thing in the New World, if hardly Smoker's first thought.]

Filled with what, exactly?

[text]

[pinnedbangs]

[Challenge Accepted]

With Food
They Prefer A Diet Of Meat

[text]

[justicereigns]

Sounds like Straw Hat.

And you're in what area again?