Rin Okumura (
pinnedbangs) wrote2012-09-14 11:52 am
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6th Struggle [Video/Text/Action] Celadon Breeding Center - Kitchen
[It doesn't matter that he's caught on to the glitches last minute. All that matters is that he's getting on in this action before it goes away.
If you just so happen to be in Celadon's Breeding Center, feel free to ask yourselves why the New Guy and his Murkrow are currently in the kitchen making all those strange noises.
The video flips on, all foggy and broken. You can barely see beyond the haze, but it seems as if there is a figure looming not too far away from the camera. Is it a boy...? ...A man? His voice is barely recognizable with all that noise - unless, of course, you happened to be very familiar with the speaker.]
If anyone ▒▒▒▒▒▒ just stay where you are! They're coming!! They're ▒▒▒▒▒▒ -- !! [the video jerks violently, out of the speaker's hands. There's sounds of a struggle... the speaker doesn't seem to be winning!! When it stabilizes again, its on a horrifically tall figure cloaked in darkness
THERE'S A WEIRD BLUE LIGHT BEHIND THE FIGURE, LIKE IT JUST CAME OUT OF SOME DARK PIT OR SOMETHING. OR MAYBE IT CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY. IN A SPACESHIP. And it's all smokey! And oh my gosh IT'S MAKING ALL SORTS OF SOUNDS LIKE -- like a charmander, riolu, and a murkrow, actually -- LIKE SOME SORT OF DARK PIT SPACE CREATURE -- It tuuuuurns to the gear, showing off its looooooooooong, horrific looking beak which was smeared inberry juice red sticky stuff.
OH THE HORROR.
OH THE HUMANITY.
OH THE WASTED BERRIES.
Conveniently enough, the feed ends there. About ten minutes later, a text message appears. It's Very Official Looking.]
If you just so happen to be in Celadon's Breeding Center, feel free to ask yourselves why the New Guy and his Murkrow are currently in the kitchen making all those strange noises.
The video flips on, all foggy and broken. You can barely see beyond the haze, but it seems as if there is a figure looming not too far away from the camera. Is it a boy...? ...A man? His voice is barely recognizable with all that noise - unless, of course, you happened to be very familiar with the speaker.]
If anyone ▒▒▒▒▒▒ just stay where you are! They're coming!! They're ▒▒▒▒▒▒ -- !! [the video jerks violently, out of the speaker's hands. There's sounds of a struggle... the speaker doesn't seem to be winning!! When it stabilizes again, its on a horrifically tall figure cloaked in darkness
THERE'S A WEIRD BLUE LIGHT BEHIND THE FIGURE, LIKE IT JUST CAME OUT OF SOME DARK PIT OR SOMETHING. OR MAYBE IT CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY. IN A SPACESHIP. And it's all smokey! And oh my gosh IT'S MAKING ALL SORTS OF SOUNDS LIKE -- like a charmander, riolu, and a murkrow, actually -- LIKE SOME SORT OF DARK PIT SPACE CREATURE -- It tuuuuurns to the gear, showing off its looooooooooong, horrific looking beak which was smeared in
OH THE HORROR.
OH THE HUMANITY.
OH THE WASTED BERRIES.
Conveniently enough, the feed ends there. About ten minutes later, a text message appears. It's Very Official Looking.]
Citizens Of Johto And Kanto
We Urge You To Stay Indoors
Everything Is Fine
Do Nothing To Upset Our Guests
They Only Want To Eat
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New Guy pls
Kiki stands in the doorway to the kitchen, looking confused.]
Excuse me? What are you doing?
action;
He stops mid-laugh and does his best to look even more busy than his chuckles suggest. His partners in crime look a little less concerned. Rin does the very good thing of telling his pokemon to get behind him. They were liabilities!]
Oh hi! [Of course he doesn't look suspicious. The berry juice on his hands is completely innocent.] I was just... cooking! -- I mean, baking!
action;
What are you baking?
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Just a bunch of pies~. [Soba the Murkrow and Sei the Riolu agree much too quickly.] You want a piece?
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Pies? Yes please! You're... [A pause. New guy's name, new guy's name...] Rin, right? I'm Kiki.
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Good to meet you, Kiki~. Just grab an apron and come over here. Most of these pies are just for pokemon to eat but I think I can try to make it edible for people too, y'know?