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pinnedbangs) wrote2012-09-14 11:52 am
pinnedbangs) wrote2012-09-14 11:52 am
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6th Struggle [Video/Text/Action] Celadon Breeding Center - Kitchen
[It doesn't matter that he's caught on to the glitches last minute. All that matters is that he's getting on in this action before it goes away.
If you just so happen to be in Celadon's Breeding Center, feel free to ask yourselves why the New Guy and his Murkrow are currently in the kitchen making all those strange noises.
The video flips on, all foggy and broken. You can barely see beyond the haze, but it seems as if there is a figure looming not too far away from the camera. Is it a boy...? ...A man? His voice is barely recognizable with all that noise - unless, of course, you happened to be very familiar with the speaker.]
If anyone ▒▒▒▒▒▒ just stay where you are! They're coming!! They're ▒▒▒▒▒▒ -- !! [the video jerks violently, out of the speaker's hands. There's sounds of a struggle... the speaker doesn't seem to be winning!! When it stabilizes again, its on a horrifically tall figure cloaked in darkness
THERE'S A WEIRD BLUE LIGHT BEHIND THE FIGURE, LIKE IT JUST CAME OUT OF SOME DARK PIT OR SOMETHING. OR MAYBE IT CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY. IN A SPACESHIP. And it's all smokey! And oh my gosh IT'S MAKING ALL SORTS OF SOUNDS LIKE -- like a charmander, riolu, and a murkrow, actually -- LIKE SOME SORT OF DARK PIT SPACE CREATURE -- It tuuuuurns to the gear, showing off its looooooooooong, horrific looking beak which was smeared inberry juice red sticky stuff.
OH THE HORROR.
OH THE HUMANITY.
OH THE WASTED BERRIES.
Conveniently enough, the feed ends there. About ten minutes later, a text message appears. It's Very Official Looking.]
If you just so happen to be in Celadon's Breeding Center, feel free to ask yourselves why the New Guy and his Murkrow are currently in the kitchen making all those strange noises.
The video flips on, all foggy and broken. You can barely see beyond the haze, but it seems as if there is a figure looming not too far away from the camera. Is it a boy...? ...A man? His voice is barely recognizable with all that noise - unless, of course, you happened to be very familiar with the speaker.]
If anyone ▒▒▒▒▒▒ just stay where you are! They're coming!! They're ▒▒▒▒▒▒ -- !! [the video jerks violently, out of the speaker's hands. There's sounds of a struggle... the speaker doesn't seem to be winning!! When it stabilizes again, its on a horrifically tall figure cloaked in darkness
THERE'S A WEIRD BLUE LIGHT BEHIND THE FIGURE, LIKE IT JUST CAME OUT OF SOME DARK PIT OR SOMETHING. OR MAYBE IT CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY. IN A SPACESHIP. And it's all smokey! And oh my gosh IT'S MAKING ALL SORTS OF SOUNDS LIKE -- like a charmander, riolu, and a murkrow, actually -- LIKE SOME SORT OF DARK PIT SPACE CREATURE -- It tuuuuurns to the gear, showing off its looooooooooong, horrific looking beak which was smeared in
OH THE HORROR.
OH THE HUMANITY.
OH THE WASTED BERRIES.
Conveniently enough, the feed ends there. About ten minutes later, a text message appears. It's Very Official Looking.]
Citizens Of Johto And Kanto
We Urge You To Stay Indoors
Everything Is Fine
Do Nothing To Upset Our Guests
They Only Want To Eat
[text]
They Arrived With The StormsTheir Long Journey Has Left Them With Empty Stomachs
We Only Request That They Be Filled
[text]
Filled with what, exactly?
[text]
With FoodThey Prefer A Diet Of Meat
[text]
And you're in what area again?
[text]
We Have Made Landfall In KantoWe Hope To Be In Johto
In An Hour
[text]
[text]
Depends If You Have Anything Good To Offer
Otherwise We'll Just Let Ourselves In
What You Got?
[text]
[text]
whyd you even make that in the first place? that sounds like a nightmare
We Reject That Offering
Give Us Something Edible
[text]
How about pretzels?
[text]
did he survive eating that?
cause that sounds about as gross as i bet it tasted
cmon thats like bacon ice cream
I Guess We'll Settle For Pretzels
If You Got Meat
We'll Take That Too
because pretzels are pretty weak
[text]
I think I have some jerky too. Or I could grill up hamburgers probably.
[text]
he's a TANK
think hed take on the wasabi challenge?
grilled hamburgers sound like a way better idea
havent had hamburgers in a whle
i dont cook em often nough
'cause
well
you know
We Do Not Have Many Grills In Space
[text]
Space sounds extraordinarily desolate not to have grills. All right, hamburgers it is then.
[text]
my little brother would fall for things like that too when he was small
not like he'd fall for it nowadays
Tell Me About It. There's Nothing For Us To Do In Space!!
But Since You Don't Know Where We've Landed
It's Better If You Deliver Those Burgers
To Celadon City
Since It's Our Base And All
[text]
Celadon, any idea how long it takes a bird to fly those from Johto? [Because otherwise he might have to send them un-grilled which is less fun and possibly, unsafe.]
[text]
you bet. even in space little brothers work hard to surpass their big brothers and make them proud of them
[Unfun? Unsafe? Booooooo. But there is a small idea brewing in the back of his head...]Dunno. It might actually take a while.
How About We Meet You At Goldenrod City?
We Will Arrive There Sometime Next Month.
You Should Give Your Grilled Meats To One Of Your Citizens.
We have Infiltrated His Braaaaaain.
And We Will Use Him To Get Close To Youuu.
Just Make Sure You Cook That Food.
[text]
Sure thing. Goldenrod. But make sure you let him go later, I'm sure he's got family or friends who'll miss him, after all.