6th Struggle [Video/Text/Action] Celadon Breeding Center - Kitchen

[pinnedbangs]

[It doesn't matter that he's caught on to the glitches last minute. All that matters is that he's getting on in this action before it goes away.

If you just so happen to be in Celadon's Breeding Center, feel free to ask yourselves why the New Guy and his Murkrow are currently in the kitchen making all those strange noises.

The video flips on, all foggy and broken. You can barely see beyond the haze, but it seems as if there is a figure looming not too far away from the camera. Is it a boy...? ...A man? His voice is barely recognizable with all that noise - unless, of course, you happened to be very familiar with the speaker.]

If anyone ▒▒▒▒▒▒ just stay where you are! They're coming!! They're ▒▒▒▒▒▒ -- !! [the video jerks violently, out of the speaker's hands. There's sounds of a struggle... the speaker doesn't seem to be winning!! When it stabilizes again, its on a horrifically tall figure cloaked in darkness

THERE'S A WEIRD BLUE LIGHT BEHIND THE FIGURE, LIKE IT JUST CAME OUT OF SOME DARK PIT OR SOMETHING. OR MAYBE IT CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY. IN A SPACESHIP. And it's all smokey! And oh my gosh IT'S MAKING ALL SORTS OF SOUNDS LIKE -- like a charmander, riolu, and a murkrow, actually -- LIKE SOME SORT OF DARK PIT SPACE CREATURE -- It tuuuuurns to the gear, showing off its looooooooooong, horrific looking beak which was smeared in berry juice red sticky stuff.

OH THE HORROR.

OH THE HUMANITY.

OH THE WASTED BERRIES.

Conveniently enough, the feed ends there. About ten minutes later, a text message appears. It's Very Official Looking.]


Citizens Of Johto And Kanto
We Urge You To Stay Indoors
Everything Is Fine
Do Nothing To Upset Our Guests
They Only Want To Eat

Comments

[pinnedbangs]

[There's a quick image of the big, horrifying monster munching on pokéberry pie human remains before it cuts off.]

Yes The Creatures Must Eat
They Are Very Hungry
If You Hear Knocking At Your Door
Please Answer It
They Only Wish To Eat

[thewhite_symphony]

That is a little ridiculous, don't you think?

[pinnedbangs]

[Mwahahah!]

What Could Be Ridiculous About Feeding Our Guests?

[thewhite_symphony]

Nothing. But if they simply want to eat, doesn't that mean they aren't hostile?

I do not wish to fear something ... merely because of its frightening appearance.

[pinnedbangs]

[. . . That gets him to stop for a second. He hadn't met many people with that same sort of ideology. But he wasn't entirely convinced. She may be okay with strange appearances, but he doubted she'd be okay with something much more monstrous.]

You're Pretty Kind
For a Human
Except It's Humans That They Love Best
And They'd Love To Have You For Dinner
Still Not Afraid?

[the_whitequeen]

How very strange ...

Then, wouldn't it be safer to stay indoors and not let them inside? But I really do not have any intention to fear just yet. Not until I am sure of its hostility.

[pinnedbangs]

but we just showed you a video of how dangerous they can be how can you not think its hostile?

[thewhite_symphony]

I simply saw it much too quickly to make a good judgement.

But if you really insist, then I will stay indoors. And I certainly won't deny them entry if they so wish it.

[pinnedbangs]

[Wow, she must really be serious... Now he felt bad about tricking her, mostly because she was taking this so well.]

You Really Shouldn't Let Strangers Into Your House, y'know?
That's Dangerous.
Stranger Danger tip #3

[thewhite_symphony]

[ Oh, she is very serious. In her world, people like are considered monsters. That is why she is so hesitant to fear something she hasn't really seen and judged for herself yet. ]

Didn't you say they simply want to eat?

I am sure everything will be alright.

[pinnedbangs]

[ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT ABORT]

but they want to eat YOU

[thewhite_symphony]

Then I should be extra careful. I won't be alone. I am sure my Pokemon will help me if I get in trouble.

[pinnedbangs]

ok assuming that aliens were really invading
Which They Totally Are
youd really let em in your place
even if they didnt look hostile at first
these are aliens
the people-eating sort of aliens

im sure your pokemon will help too but
you think theyd stand up to this?

[And just as a reminder, he flips on the video to show the "monster" again. It was really enjoying that pie...]

[thewhite_symphony]

Didn't you say that I should let them in because they only want to eat?

Well, if their intention is to eat food and not me, I don't see the harm in letting them in.

[pinnedbangs]

[Wow what]

yeah but i didnt think youd ACTUALLY let aliens into your home
thats dangerous

havent you ever faced an enemy before?

[thewhite_symphony]

[ If he hasn't noticed, she'd been teasing you the past few minutes. But she thinks it is sweet how he was worried so much about her safety. ]

I have. But even then I always gave warning and time to allow them to change their minds before proceeding to go into battle.

Are you worried about my safety?

[pinnedbangs]

[OF COURSE HE CAN'T TELL. He is a little too concerned for her well being to even think that she's turned the tables on him!]

you sound like a war general. ...you're not a general, right?

'course I'm worried! not that you cant protect yourself if youve got all that military expereience

[thewhite_symphony]

[ That is sweet. Now she is very guilty of teasing him. ]

Captain actually. A captain.

And that is very sweet of you. Though my experience is limited to people I'm afraid. I can't say I have much experience with battling ... aliens.

[pinnedbangs]

[oh damn a captain
he was sooooo getting in trouble, wasn't he]

bet it would be about the same
monsters aliens demons ghosts
they aint much different than people

so youve been in battle and all that?